Monday 10 November 2014

Perfectly imperfect!



Hello all,  With the summer heat easing it's time to get back into perfecting my corner of the universe.  I was trolling the oracle / internet and came across a project I had to try.  It seemed too easy and too fabby not to give it a try.  It was a small garden stool made of concrete. Recently I have become obsessed with cement -  the versatility,  the ease of mix and go, the rough texture, muted colour and the low cost factor.  My love of a good bargain is second only to my love of FREE :)

So... I gave it a go.  I  purchased a small $2 bag of quickcrete and dragged it home ripped it open and began the process right in my kitchen.  I have no restraint once on the project trail...  oh well, I guess there are worse vices!  I  grabbed a 5 gallon bucket from my basement and a dowel (2 old broom handles  would work just fine) and took them into the kitchen.    I had to cut the dowels into (4) 18 inch pieces -- they would soon be the legs.   I cut the  bucket down to 9 inches high,  this allows the legs to splay out a bit and not stand straight up.  Cutting the bucket was the hardest part, I used an old carpet knife.



Next I  took out my measuring cup and put 4 cups of water in the measuring cup-- it just looked like the right amount.   Little by little I added the water to the cement and mixed it like cake batter -- started with a well in the centre and  worked to the outside.  A bit of a joke that because I haven't baked a cake in many many a year! But I knew not to over water and to fixate on a thick heavy mixture, like if peanut butter were cake mixture!  Once it looked right I gripped the bucket and banged the entire thing on the counter a few times to smooth it out and get rid of  the air bubbles.

Next I determined which ends of the dowels were  the best, the factory cut ones, not mine :)   I marked them, they would be the bit on the floor.  Next I measured 1 1/2 inches on each stick.  I wanted all four to be in the mix evenly.  then I stuck them in,  not too close to the edge so as to show through.   I prayed  they were perfectly placed :)  You could measure - set up a quadrant etc etc  but who does that???  Finally I left it on the counter to cure  / dry overnight.


HERE is the most important bit.  When cleaning up DO NOT wash your stuff in the sink- kitchen or otherwise.  Liquid concrete dries hard, even under water!  Think many, many dollars in ruined piping :(  Don't even wash your hands  in the sink, use another bucket and discard the sluice / juice safely.

Up at the crack o' dawn, I dashed to the kitchen to check it out.  It had hardened nicely.  Getting it out of the bucket wasn't too hard but it didn't slip out either!  I tapped it with my rubber mallet right the way around and tugged at the legs.   It came out - the bucket cracked a bit - but hey!  my stool was perfectly imperfect!  A few areas where the concrete didn't stick but round, smooth and grey!





I flipped it over and quickly sat on it - don't do this!    Why? The concrete isn't really dry and it could crack -- mine didn't.  It wobbled a bit, but I was undeterred, not taking it as a weigh thing.   I  found some old black rubber feet I had purchased for something else and put them on the bottom.  On the shorter one (because alas it wasn't even!) I added some filler to make up the difference and Voila!!!

 When showing it off to a friend she suggested stripes on the legs.  Yes I thought-- STRIPES!  Think hamburgler, think candycanes! But then I realised that that bit of decor should have happened before the legs were attached - save that for stool number 2! 'm now thinking mosaic! I fixed my thoughts on filling containers of all shapes - this was just the beginning -- yay  a new obsession!!! 

Anyway here it is.  My perfectly imperfect stool!


Tool Diva